Friday, June 22, 2007
Chapter 7 is the one I finished this is the ending of Chapter 8
You see Jade come down the stairs. You sit up so he can sit next to you...Like he does. You can feel Jade starring at you so you look at him...and sure enough, he's looking at you. ~watch, someone's gonna come running through here screaming like a mad-man~ you think ~ and if that actually happens....that will be so awesome~. Sure enough, Hunter's running and screaming like a prick while being chased by Davey and Adam. You get pissed because you can't hear the TV. You then turn up the volume so loud it almost made everyone down the STREET go deaf. Everyone then shuts up and you turn it down. You: THANK you. You then get pissed because it just ended and you don't know who'll be on next week. You: oh sun ova bitch! But you then see the band LOSTPROHPETS' logo. You're guessing they'll be there next week. You: oh...nevermind. That makes Jade giggle. You end up watching TV until 11:30 with Jade. You get tired and decide to go to bed. You then stand up. You: *yawn* i'm going to bed, ok Jade? Jade: alright. You then give him a quick kiss and go upstairs. You then walk into your room to see....THE GUYS GOING THROUGH YOUR STUFF!!!!! You get so pissed. But it's just so comical you HAVE to watch. You hide in the doorway. You see Hunter pick up one of your thongs (yes, thongs). Luckily, it's one you've only wore a couple times. Hunter: now that's gotta hurt. Davey: you should try it on. You face the drops of any expression. There's NO way anyone's wearing your undies besides you. You then stand in the doorway. You see a guitar case (with no guitar in it) near where you're standing. You knock it over, making a noise. They then turn around and see you. They're more mortified than a deer caught in headlights. Hunter: how long have you been standing there? He then hides you thong behind his back. You: long enough. What the hell are you doing? They were silent. You: that's what i thought. You walk over to them. You: goodnight. You push them out and shut the door. You look and see they went through EVERYTHING. They went through your bag, your clothes, they even discovered your tampons. Ever since that inncident on the tour bus, you carry twice as more. You shove it all in the bag and throw it on the floor. You then pull off your shirt and your pants. You then slip on some plaid pajama pants and are too careless to put on a shirt. You then climb into bed and turn off the light next to you. You then rest your head on the pillow. It was nice and comfy. You felt at home again. You then suddenly hear the door open. You sit up. You see no one. You then see something fly in and hit you in the head. It was too dark to see what it was. You then hear uncontrollable giggling. You grab whatever it was and throw it out in the hall. You scream FUCK OFF and slam the door. You then climb into bed and try to get comfy again. You then hear silence. You begin to doze off when you hear the door open again. This time, something really hard was thrown at you. You see it's a book on....SAFE SEX?!? You: *screaming really loudly* SUN OVA BITCH! You then throw the book out in the hall and slam the door again. You then climb into bed, again. You then hear someone at the door. You grab a bat that was on the floor and sneak near the door. The door opens and you beat whoever it was to death. You jump on top of them and see it's...JADE?!? Oops. Jade: WHAT THE FUCK???? You: oh shit....i thought you were someone else. Jade: well...i'm not. Now i'm awake. You: i'm sry. I'm gonna kick their asses tomorrow. You then note what position you guys are in. You get a little uncomfortable and stand up. You then have to go to the bathroom. You ecuse yourself and go into the bathroom. You do whatever and you walk out and see a little square on the floor. You think it's a sticky note. Can't be. But you realize it was the thing that was thrown at you. You go into the bathroom to look at it. the light reveals....A CONDOM!!! Dun dun dunnnnnn. You then remember the safe sex book, also. Those bastards. You then hatch an idea. You run into your room and see Jade taking off his shirt. XP. You: Jade....Jade: yeah? You: those bastards chucked these at me...You hand hi the book and condom. Jade: assholes. You: fuck.....but i've got an idea. You tell jade and he likes it. You then head out with Jade to....
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